One time, back in the day when I didn’t have a cellphone,

I was calling my dad on the house phone and some one picked up and he was like, “Hello?” and I was like, “Dad?” and he was like, “Yeah,” and I was like, “Oh, hi! How are you? You sound different,” and he was like, “You do too…” and then it was quiet for a bit, and then I said, “I don’t think you’re my dad,” and he was like, “No…”

and then we said goodbye and hung up. 

01/18/12 at 1:42am