My name is Ginger, I'm 20. I'm a student, I write poetry. I like things that remind me that the world doesn't suck all of the time.
Some specifics currently being art, coffee, Skins (UK), Ryan Gosling, poetry, shit that makes me laugh, tea, sex, stuff that inspires me, music, movies.
Polish politicians protesting in the Polish parliament, against ACTA. Which is basically SOPA and PIPA on steroids.
And that sentence had a lot of P’s.
I hope this is legitimate because it’s awesome.
(via misswallflower)
Classic eye rolling for MO.#the obama’s are basically just those cool dorky neighbors that live next door to you #only in charge of an entire country
zorascreation: LOL her face tho
I love Biden’s “Really, Barry?” look in the background, too.
(Source: jonwithabullet, via therotund)
I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the movie 'Taken' to get free overnight shipping on a package from Amazon.
| Amazon Customer Service Rep: | Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping. |
| Me: | I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. |
| Amazon Customer Service Rep: | I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager. |
“Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.”
—David Foster Wallace
(Source: et-scelus, via austinimus)
My mama made me a Dexter cake for my birthday! It’s red velvet and the victim is Edward Cullen ;)
koripxo.tumblr.comthis is the greatest thing i have ever seen.
Oh dear god it’s beautiful
In today’s edition of “I Think I’m Going to be an Asshole Today”,
a new series of posts I am starting about being a waitress,
okay. SO I’m serving this giant party in the mezzanine, and people are shouting drink orders at me left and right and generally are pissing me off, and then this one guy “asks me for a drink” by literally giving me a sassy look and holding up his beer.
Of course, being the polite ass person that I am, I just smile and nod and write down his beer on my pad.
10 minutes later I’m divying out these drinks, trying to find the people who ordered drinks/figure out who had what (everyone was wandering around), and this motherfucker comes up to me and just grabs it off my tray. Okay. I shrug it off, I suppose it saves me time. A minute later, these people are complaining that I gave them the wrong beers. That I had switched the MGD and Miller High Life.
Nu uh. Fuck no. He took the beer from my tray, without asking or so much as a thank you, and then complained that I had switched his up with some one else’s in his group.
If that’s not a this guy waking up in the morning and thinking to himself, “Hey, I think I’ll be an asshole today” moment, I don’t know what is.
